this is a story about vampires ........... school.

And vampires,

But not mainly vampires!!!!!

Just reality disturbances and stuff as well...

and alchemy.

and vampires turn up a bit too.

Aaaaaaaaand one of them is called Valentine, although we don't know that until later, so shh. He plays chess with himself in a basement of a flat with lilies growing in window boxes inside with no light. He wears carpet slippers and a cool dressing gown (he looks good in a dressing gown, so he has been told). He drinks only red wine, saké, and mead, when he's in the party mood.